My brain is a wild jungle full of scary gibberish. I'm writing a letter, I can't write a letter, why can't I write a letter? I'm wearing a green dress, I wish I was wearing my blue dress, my blue dress is at the cleaners. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue, 'Casablanca' is such a good movie. Casablanca, the White House, Bush. Why don't I drive a hybrid car? I should really drive a hybrid car. I should really take my bicycle to work. Bicycle, unicycle, unitard. Hockey puck, rattlesnake, monkey, monkey underpants! - L.G.
This is when she needed a Sassy Gay Friend. Right here. LOOK AT WHO IS IN FRONT OF YOU RORY. LOOK. DO YOU SEE THAT GORGEOUS FACE. AFTER ALL THIS TIME RORY, HE STILL LOVES YOU. HE’S LIKE SNAPE. YOU ARE HIS ALWAYS. LOOK AT YOUR LIFE, LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES RORY. SERIOUSLY.