My brain is a wild jungle full of scary gibberish. I'm writing a letter, I can't write a letter, why can't I write a letter? I'm wearing a green dress, I wish I was wearing my blue dress, my blue dress is at the cleaners. The Germans wore gray, you wore blue, 'Casablanca' is such a good movie. Casablanca, the White House, Bush. Why don't I drive a hybrid car? I should really drive a hybrid car. I should really take my bicycle to work. Bicycle, unicycle, unitard. Hockey puck, rattlesnake, monkey, monkey underpants! - L.G.

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June 17th
2:02 PM
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asbehsam:

ME WANTS THERE

rainbowrowell:

Jon Stewart vs. People Who Don’t Understand How Birth Control works

ollivandur:

sallybowls:

spookydragonswords:

pizzaforpresident:

the deadliest sport known to man:

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WHAT ARE THESE THINGS EVEN CALLED

scooters

death on wheels

1:52 PM
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shitgymnastssay:

wish you saw stuff like this now

shitgymnastssay:

wish you saw stuff like this now

culturallybankrupt:

home alone? did you mean time to practice for my broadway debut?

12:45 PM
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bombshellofmalibu:

if i had a dollar for everytime someone called me ugly i’d be broke cause i’m perfect lol later losers

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